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Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.
by Pancrab March 1, 2023
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12 step program

Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.
Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.
by blowermcgee August 30, 2006
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biologically programmed

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.
Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."
by Curt Howard May 2, 2008
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extreme programming

The practice of more than one (usually two) people working together on the same piece of code at one terminal with the intention of creating the greatest snippet of code ever.
Alex: This section is code is awesome!
Bob: Don't thank me, thank extreme programming.
by henners123 October 16, 2008
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java programmer

A type of programmer that is typically misunderstood due to the misunderstanding of what the Java language is, people often believe that Java SDK is Java. Due to the ease of using a software development kit, people who program see Java SDK users as half programmers. Java, however, does not encorporate the SDK and you start with bare bones, not even C can make that boast. Furthermore, a Java Programmer is more experianced with object orentation allowing them to excel in true software development.
He is a Java programmer, what a wus
That is JAVA not Suns Java SDK, why don't YOU try using C without "#include"ing the SDK files.
by Funkay October 8, 2006
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Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.
My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.
by Diego Garcia December 17, 2006
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