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Putpocket

A noun or a verb. A person who, instead of taking a wallet from someone's pocket, puts money inside of it. Also, the act of putting money in someones pocket. Otherwise known as reverse-pickpocketing.
I refused to let Joe pay for lunch, so later he putpocketed me.

I was on the bus today and I saw some putpocket sticking money in an old ladies purse.
by Snafubar March 5, 2010
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Putt Slut

female's who tender to the needs of golfers. similar to puck slut and laxstitue.
After shooting a birdie on the 18th of the final round to win the tourney, putt sluts were waiting for me in the clubhouse
by colonel dirty sanches April 28, 2011
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Putt Putt

Simply put a synonym. For he is that which all men fear. He is Death destroyer of worlds. No force can stop him everyone will eventually bow to his immeasurably heavy hand. He just simply takes the form of an innocent purple car searching for items. However, his lust will never be sated for he searches for not meer items. No, he searches for the ruined souls of men.
"Even though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Putt putt, I will fear no evil. For you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me."
by Lust Incarnate September 17, 2018
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putho

U stupid putho
by Instagram @luhtoni2x December 10, 2018
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Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020
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Fiat Punto

A complete pile of fucking horse shit with an engine and four wheels. Looking to be overtaken by every other car on the fucking road (including hybrids?) buy a Fiat Punto. The worst day of my life was when I bought it, the best day was when I sold it.
Me: What car do you drive?

Looser: A Fiat Punto

Me: Fuck off you poor cunt.
by Anon_4_U June 15, 2011
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Putpocketing

Putpocketing is the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. Known by most for its reoccuring role in that low-budget flick "El No Arrepentido."
"Did you see that putpocketing fool on the 6 train? I better report him to the cops."
by Cousin Ari January 12, 2006
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