Pug

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.

The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

Pug

The burnt loaf of bread looking, smaller dog is often that of an ugly white teen boy. Pug owners often have many and pass down pug owning generationally. Additionally, these dogs are usually given human names. Every pug owner has an ugly selfie with there pup and often shared photos of there dog like it doesn’t look like a pile of shit .

Tim, is always posting a picture of his ugly ass pugs.
I know, like he can even tell them apart.

by user3ef744g June 26, 2023

Pug

1. A Super cute dog breed with a smooshed face.

2. A slang word for a boxer.

That is a cute pug

by Pug Expert March 28, 2023

slime pug

short

oh hes such a slime pug! (so short)

by BENDIGEIDFRAN79 January 14, 2023

Shit Pug

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug

Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

ik

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

pug

pug are the best dog you can get so if you want to get a god then get one i have one

get a pug

by yourmomloveme124 February 2, 2023

Pugging

To do something the correct or difficult way

Alright guys looks like we’re pugging it and going over the mountain and than 6 clicks to the left

by TheDumbMarine69 February 22, 2023