by epic waffle December 18, 2013

Pug: *Kamehameha*
Me: X_X
Pug: *takes the infinity gauntlet*
Pug: i am... Pug *snaps fingers*
World: *dissapears*
Pug: *wearing a space suit*
Space ship: *takes pug*
One of the space ppl: ello dog
Pug: Roh!
One of the space ppl: OoO!
Me: X_X
Pug: *takes the infinity gauntlet*
Pug: i am... Pug *snaps fingers*
World: *dissapears*
Pug: *wearing a space suit*
Space ship: *takes pug*
One of the space ppl: ello dog
Pug: Roh!
One of the space ppl: OoO!
by 👯🕺💃🕴stage fight May 24, 2021

by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.
Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?
by PCPuss June 30, 2009

Euphemism. ...to make sexual advances towards a lady that owns said breed of dog
"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "
"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "
"Alrighty then......"
"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "
"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "
"Alrighty then......"
Fuss your pugs......a euphemism
"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "
"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "
by Big Kev Dial December 30, 2018

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."
"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."
"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."
by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025
