The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.
Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
Get the Kazakhstan's Prostitutesmug. A woman or man who is a handful of emotions and issues. Also this person is a whore and craves the D or the P. (noun)
by Some sad person August 26, 2008
Get the Emotional Prostitutemug. An hag bag that's so ugly she can't find a John. Wrinkly skanky old woman who is hard up for sexx but can't find any takers.
by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019
Get the destitute prostitutemug. by Badbadgoil69 March 8, 2019
Get the reverse prostitutemug. An artist who sings about all their exes to the point whereby they sound like they having sex vocally.
Maria: "Hey Cindy, have you heard Taylor Swift's new song I Knew You Were Trouble?"
Cindy: "Taylor Swift? I don't listen to that girl, almost every song's about her ex. She's like a Vocal Prostitute"
Cindy: "Taylor Swift? I don't listen to that girl, almost every song's about her ex. She's like a Vocal Prostitute"
by Bong!le92 May 15, 2014
Get the Vocal Prostitutemug. 58 y/o guy: you like gorgeous can i have so pictures
girl that is from dmt that im not allowed to name: sure
58 y/o guy: what can i call u
girl that is from dmt that im not allowed to name: just call me a cyber prostitute
girl that is from dmt that im not allowed to name: sure
58 y/o guy: what can i call u
girl that is from dmt that im not allowed to name: just call me a cyber prostitute
by dmtsbestpedo January 21, 2020
Get the Cyber prostitutemug. One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.
by Blair21500 February 5, 2009
Get the Scarecrow Prostitutemug.