zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

pogo

To do a pogo:

1) have sexual intercourse with a Pogo
2) to more or less randomly delete files on your harddisk in a desperate attempt to obtain free diskspace.

1) "Come here, pogo, let me do you."
2) "Damn, the disk is packed, gotta do a pogo."

by ChefPogo September 27, 2003

Prego Pounding

The act of a male repeatedly pounding the hell out of a female with the intent of impregnating her.

Andrew gave her a serious prego pounding over the weekend. I wonder if it was successful?

by JayBob April 1, 2006

Prago

when a girl is pregnant

(prey goo)
(prag go)

shawty is prago
damn i ur girl is prago

by Da1Daonly March 19, 2008

PoGo

(verb or noun) A nickname for the wildly popular augmented reality Pokémon game, Pokémon Go.

(Noun)

Person A: Watchu doin' bro?
Person B: Playin' PoGo.

(Verb)
Person A: Wanna PoGo later?
Person B: For sure dude.

by TheGapingAnus69 July 28, 2016

Nose Proboscis

...Another way of saying "no problem"

...a proboscis is a nose.

A: Thanks for always being there for me, man! I'm really happy you're my friend...

B: Nose proboscis, dude... That's what I'm here for!

by Klyde Frog February 16, 2009

polynesian pogo stick

It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.

Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!

by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019