by CEO of Rule 63 August 12, 2019
A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
by Mr. Whim September 09, 2009
by harryangstrom March 25, 2017
by numberoneLAD March 23, 2012
guy1: so minos prime was almost dead, then he did his "prepare thyself" attack and i died.
guy2: what the fuck is a minos prime?
guy2: what the fuck is a minos prime?
by thiswontmakesense June 04, 2023
You’ve probably heard of Prime Hydration before.. it can be a hydration drink or energy drink that KSI and Logan Paul worked on “so hard”.
Dude 1: Hey man, have u heard of this new thingy called “Prime Hydration”?
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023
John: U wanna buy sum Prime hydration fam
Jim: How much bruv
John: tenner
Jim: You can fuck off for a tenner man
Jim: How much bruv
John: tenner
Jim: You can fuck off for a tenner man
by Mrmiyagi69420 December 05, 2022