Primed Up

When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.

I be Primed Up off that Hennessy, ready to get active!!

by Thesenutzonyochin July 25, 2020

primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 09, 2009

prime of life

Prime of life is the mature adulthood, perhaps between 35 and 45.

Astronauts are usually chosen from people who are in the prime of life.

by harryangstrom March 25, 2017

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD March 23, 2012

Prime Hydration

You’ve probably heard of Prime Hydration before.. it can be a hydration drink or energy drink that KSI and Logan Paul worked on “so hard”.

Dude 1: Hey man, have u heard of this new thingy called “Prime Hydration”?
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Prime hydration

A drink created by youtubers KSI and Logan Paul that people will and have sold them for £150.

John: U wanna buy sum Prime hydration fam
Jim: How much bruv
John: tenner
Jim: You can fuck off for a tenner man

by Mrmiyagi69420 December 05, 2022

Thoticus Prime

Major thot. Much like a thotimus prime, varying only in degree of thot. Thoticus is to thotimus as 1000 is to 100.

My thot sensor is off the charts.. must be a thoticus prime nearby.

by HandcockMaster November 20, 2018