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press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.
Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
mugGet the press the fleshmug.

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
by captain Swagger October 13, 2011
mugGet the French Pressmug.

press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.
No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!
by car-bender December 10, 2017
mugGet the press-a-pissmug.

press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.
"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever
by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021
mugGet the press pressuremug.

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017
mugGet the tweet-the-pressmug.

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
mugGet the Car-pressedmug.

press fuck

To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.
Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.
by Redraven88 March 8, 2017
mugGet the press fuckmug.

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