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posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022
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posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022
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Posh Boy

Rowan "Obbers" Rastapasta
Bro you literally have a villa in spain and moved from Ireland to Malta, you're such a posh boy.
by Will is better and nozza is a November 18, 2022
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Posh Graffiti

When you do graffiti the fancy way, eg. Using primer and a top coat varnish for tags.
He's a rich toy, so he does Posh Graffiti.
by saserone September 15, 2022
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Posh

A very posh word see example below
A posh letter would be: Sincerely, I would never for eternity make such a disgraceful, despicable action. I do believe that fairly somewhat this rather adverbial measure politely preposterously disintegrates the tea of mine.

What nonsense!
Thank you,
Yours Dearly,
Yours sincerely,
Kind Regards,
The big Twitter Smod1fier
by Twitter Smod1fier November 17, 2021
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