by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020

pooty.
"pooty." -pooty
"pooty." -pooty
by pooty council March 16, 2022

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life
by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.
Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

by cannot make this shit up September 29, 2019

by Margie at Largie December 30, 2021
