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Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
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prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.
He was the best prison plumber in the yard.
by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023
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Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.
I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.
by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
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Plumber

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician
The plumber came to unblock the shitter pipe outhouse
by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019
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rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.
Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017
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Blood Plumber

Don't talk to me about physics, you're a blood plumber.
by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025
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Dirty plumber

A dirty plumber is when two gay men or straight couple are preforming anal sex whilst one is constipated and they use there penis as a plunger and unclog there asshole
My boyfriend was constipated so i gave him the old dirty plumber
by Yur_stepbro July 7, 2025
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