Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
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Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.
Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.
by OfficialDJKJ September 01, 2017
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buddy picnic

A means to get together after a breakup.
Hey Dani! Let's go on a buddy picnic!
by Goobergoober July 27, 2017
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go have a picnic

It means that Hillibush puts food (like small sandwiches with no crust) in a basket and then him and his friends go to a field, or beach, or top of a mountain, and they lay a blanket on the ground and sit down and eat it. Therefore, he thinks he shouldn't be the only one and tells other people they should do the same.

In short, an activity you do with your friends.
Why don't you two go have a picnic.
by YepThatHappened April 05, 2015
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waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022
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yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.
Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023
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Derbyshire Picnic

I bought a Derbyshire picnic because it was cold on my walk.
by January 10, 2021
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