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This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.
"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"
by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004
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Phantom of the Opera

A novel written in 1911 by Gaston Leroux, not in the mid 1980s by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
"I love the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie based off of Andrew Lloyd Webber's story."
"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"
by Jessica P. September 5, 2006
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phantabulous

Mixed term that means fantastic an fabulous at the same time.

Something or someone can be phantabulous
My penis is phantabulous.
by Kevin Mc Allister & Dani May 12, 2008
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phantasmikk

To be epic, orgasmic, fantastic, and amazing all at the same time.
Adrian: The party this Saturday is going to be phantasmikk
Diana: I KNOW! I cant wait to trash that mansion.
by quesorgasmatronikk November 28, 2010
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Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.
n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.
by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006
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[Phantom Turd] Menace

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.
Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009
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phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.
by Lovekraft January 16, 2009
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