Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life

P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.

by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018

Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

by Traffic Police March 25, 2010

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

by BoyBloo June 23, 2014

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

painted whore

A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.

That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Painting the garage

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009