pb&j pasta

nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge
Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."
by bathroomwriter April 21, 2021
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80's pasta

A common dinner from the eighties which consisted of a pasta in a thin, watery sauce that was more like red water. Although at the time it was called "pasta" it now is referred to as 80's pasta due to the evolution of pasta and sauces since that time.
"wow this pasta is delicious. not like that 80's pasta i had as a kid." Said Jon.
"thanks, hun. I made sure the sauce was nice and thick.
by luna the lioness February 20, 2014
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calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.
Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.
by carshowburger July 13, 2010
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Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
by Pseudo-one August 11, 2009
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Peepee sauce pasta

When your jizz and piss in some chicken fettuccine
Bruh, my girl ate my peepee sauce pasta last night and didn’t wake up in the morning. I think I have a problem.
by Flint dicker March 13, 2019
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Fuck ya pasta

The ultimate diss. Italian twist on fuck ya motha. Another way to say fuck you, but in the Italian way.
You go to the bathroom at a bar, and written on the wall is “fuck ya pasta!”

If your pasta is not salted, then fuck ya pasta!

Someone tells you that you are bad in bed, you respond with, “fuck ya pasta!”
by RachSmitty June 12, 2022
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Hasta La Pasta

A funny way that zillenials like to break the monotony of the work day in their email sign-offs.
"Please find attached the required Excel spreadsheet.
- Hasta La Pasta"

"See me in my office now!
- Hasta La Pasta"
by WhiteWhorl June 27, 2022
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