Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.

Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!

by ScragglyLou November 07, 2017

white sauce pasta

when you nut on a girls pubes and leave it in so it looks like goopy linguine

"I made some white sauce pasta with Sarah last night, best Italian EVER!"

by schwet_spaghet April 02, 2021

pb&j pasta

nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge

Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."

by bathroomwriter April 21, 2021

Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

by Pseudo-one August 11, 2009

Peepee sauce pasta

When your jizz and piss in some chicken fettuccine

Bruh, my girl ate my peepee sauce pasta last night and didn’t wake up in the morning. I think I have a problem.

by Flint dicker March 13, 2019

Fuck ya pasta

The ultimate diss. Italian twist on fuck ya motha. Another way to say fuck you, but in the Italian way.

You go to the bathroom at a bar, and written on the wall is “fuck ya pasta!”

If your pasta is not salted, then fuck ya pasta!

Someone tells you that you are bad in bed, you respond with, “fuck ya pasta!”

by RachSmitty June 12, 2022

Hasta La Pasta

A funny way that zillenials like to break the monotony of the work day in their email sign-offs.

"Please find attached the required Excel spreadsheet.
- Hasta La Pasta"

"See me in my office now!
- Hasta La Pasta"

by WhiteWhorl June 27, 2022