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Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.
He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.
by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023
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Organic Lawnmower

When you viciously yank anal beads out of a person's anus, as if you're starting a lawnmower.
I gave her an Organic Lawnmower and she slapped my dick off.
by AnalYanker November 28, 2017
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organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.
Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))
by bizzy63 February 26, 2012
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electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.
Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.
by Humanish September 30, 2020
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organ pounder

A loose medical term to use in the case of a males genitals being almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect.
James is an organ pounder so almost every week he rips his pants with his dick.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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organic vibrator

When a man farts with his penis inside of a vagina to simulate the vibration of a woman's vibrator.
Becky's rabbit wasn't charged so Sean ate Mexican for dinner and gave her the organic vibrator during sex.
by Cweb39 August 22, 2017
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Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.
'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'
by Lynboi October 11, 2015
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