by DanielJones May 14, 2012
your a fucking pickle deer
by the fuck fairy December 15, 2006
Hooking up with a chick for a one-night stand and she takes you home, gets you aroused, and ready to get on top and before she does, she pulls out her bloody rag and whacks you across the forehead with it.
by Wanky Stanky October 26, 2006
Trent: "Eyyo, Cliff...what kinda cigarettes you smokin'?"
Cliff: "Marlboros...why'd you ask Trent?"
Trent: "Marlboros?...pfff...why you smokin' dem deer hunting cigarettes?"
or
Crocket: "Hi...names Crock, check out my new L.L. Bean hiking boots."
Trent: "Fuck those boots nigga! Dose sum ugly ass deer hunting threads!"
Cliff: "Marlboros...why'd you ask Trent?"
Trent: "Marlboros?...pfff...why you smokin' dem deer hunting cigarettes?"
or
Crocket: "Hi...names Crock, check out my new L.L. Bean hiking boots."
Trent: "Fuck those boots nigga! Dose sum ugly ass deer hunting threads!"
by Dr. Dec February 28, 2008
When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)
by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018
Deer woods (deer - woodz)
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
by Amfdorp June 10, 2013
A gesture used to signify apathy towards any subject. Make a fist and extend your pinky skyward. Then make a fart sound with your tongue. (Let's make this catch on.)
Person 1: Not only have I placed at Wimbledon, I'm also a champion Equestrian.
Person 2: ::Pinky in the air:: Blrrbbbbb (Deer Fart)
Person 2: ::Pinky in the air:: Blrrbbbbb (Deer Fart)
by Allotrope September 15, 2011