Forbidden noodle

I saw three forbidden noodles on my run this morning!
by Will7838 October 07, 2020
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cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.
I can see that girls cooter noodle.
by awesomimicals February 15, 2010
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noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".
Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.
by jkdeadite October 23, 2009
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Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
by Atomic-Tom December 18, 2010
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Ramen Noodles

Instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.
I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^
by AYB February 24, 2003
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Roman Noodles

What people from the ghetto think ramen noodles are called
I'm STARVING. About to cook some roman noodles!

Hold up...Who stole the flavor pack out my roman noodles?

I can only eat my roman noodles with cheese and hot sauce.
by Bananas N Pajamas March 26, 2011
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mr. noodle

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.
Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.
by Appleperson June 20, 2009
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