tech whore says i will pay whatever for the first I Pod- or say plasma tv, or something to ridiculous to even describe.
by macki July 29, 2008
Get the tech whoremug. A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.
The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.
Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
by Shotska May 18, 2011
Get the Tech On The Roadmug. 1.an organization that is the coolest organization ever.
2.belonging to tech crew means you fool around with electornics and help on stage
3.a cult
4.STEALTHY TECH CREW
2.belonging to tech crew means you fool around with electornics and help on stage
3.a cult
4.STEALTHY TECH CREW
by Dark Matter January 24, 2004
Get the Tech Crewmug. A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.
“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
by jdsk1000 December 17, 2019
Get the Florida Techmug. by Dave April 6, 2004
Get the tech supportmug. 1) Fan of technology. 2) A fan that is only interested in the technological aspect of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime. 3) A fan of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime that can list off every piece of technology used in it.
by JainLikeRain December 2, 2003
Get the tech-fanmug. the act of not using measurements and just building with spare parts and materials that are found around.
by IIILucasIII December 1, 2009
Get the Ghetto-techingmug.