NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024
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Nigel

In slang, particularly in English, in England, the term "a Nigel" is often used to refer to a stereotype of a middle-class, suburban white male, often perceived as being somewhat bland, boring, or lacking in adventure. The name has been popularized in various media and is sometimes used humorously or pejoratively to describe someone who embodies these traits.
Nigel Farage is such a nigel, it restores your faith in nominative determinism.
by Fustbariclation November 2, 2024
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Nigel

A common type of a friend of Jayden there trust is 100% loyal and they will always share there ssn and credit card info INCLUDING THE 3 DIGITS LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD DM ShadowedHD#2021 on discord if you need help.
Nigel is such a prick fuck him smh
by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021
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down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
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conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
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