NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Nigel

Not chad but bad

Nigel = virgin

by Soft N Flaccid April 16, 2020

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist

Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”

by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020

Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.

by Lnmb January 6, 2019

Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude

Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.

by George7788 January 10, 2025