Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.
Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel
by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023
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lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time
lying nigel counts to a billion
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
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NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024
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Nigel

Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022
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Nigel

A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.

He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit
by P'taters November 21, 2018
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Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.
Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.
by a_sister May 31, 2023
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Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)
by ana oop September 17, 2019
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