Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.

Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.

by mungbean toast December 7, 2022

Nelly

A crackhead you find in a garbage can. A nelly loves jelly belly beans they make her crap so be ready for a brown water to come out. Her body is shaped like a square and you my find her attractive...Don’t forget the kitty’s she has is her jacket...that’s all on the Nelly

Nelly:Hey pretty boy
Man:Hi?
Nelly:Wanna see my Kitty’s

by Nelly_user June 4, 2020

Damn Nelly

Oh shit the best rapper you know! Cash!

Damn Nelly a Goat

by Nelly500 November 23, 2021

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a legend

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a fucking loser bro

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

nellie

is a little bitch with blue hair, who can not admit she is in the wrong

is that nellie
yeah, she is a bitch

by firrethyefish April 8, 2022

Nasty Nellie

The most extreme, brutal sex act known to humankind. It starts with 8 men filling every hole in a woman's body with shit and piss, then 4 men quadruple-penetrate her as she pisses, shits, and has a period, while she jerks off a guy with each hand and blows two guys at once. When all the men have busted, the woman then vomits into each man's mouth. Finally, all bodily fluids are mixed together in a huge pot and made into a soup.

I tried a nasty Nellie yesterday. I even saved some of the soup. You should try it, it's great.

by Jeb Kerman April 19, 2018