A basic surfer name. But only the best surfers have the name Nathan. All the girls would die over Nathan, but they don’t want to express themselves because there nervous.
Person: Wanna come to my party on Friday ?
Girl: Ummmm sorry I can’t I’m busy.
Person: Wait but Nathan will be there!
Girl: Oh yeah I can come! I’ll change my schedule!
Person: Wanna come to my party on Friday ?
Girl: Ummmm sorry I can’t I’m busy.
Person: Wait but Nathan will be there!
Girl: Oh yeah I can come! I’ll change my schedule!
by Shuckedgoose69 May 12, 2019

An incredible small person who’s family are full of retards, Nathan is so incredibly small because his mother neglected him before the small cunt was born
by ReverseCowBoy69 November 25, 2019

he is one of the best person in the world usually has a crush on a girl called ... he is handsome and has an amazing voice if u meet Nathan keep him
Nathan is awsome
by Idiots110 January 5, 2022

Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.
None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

by Dhgwusjcnckspjsgwvwbd January 26, 2022
