jern nan

Jern Nan is a nerdy guy with a pair of glasses and gets socially awkward when talking to people. Despite his awkwardness, his drawing skills is on point. But there's one thing, he always like to pick up on chicks but get friend zoned really hard.

John: Hey, look at him, he is such a Jern Nan.

Jim: I know right, who can make friends with such a person like him.

by WesternDickhead December 27, 2017

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shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018

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Nan

the person i was in bed with last night
Shrek was waiting outside with my cab to escape

i was in bed with your nan

by BILLBOB69420 January 20, 2020

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Your nan

British slang about said persons nan

Joe : hey Tim

Tim : your nan

Joe :what are you saying my ni🅱️🅱️a
Tim :yourNAN

by The n word is bad January 23, 2020

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Yo nan

This is the time saving way of saying your nan

Yo nan is a nan

by Mewasunderyourcloset January 27, 2020

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ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))

ur nan :D

by daisy.oof April 8, 2020

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