cevansfacts favorite mutual

the hottest and sexiest and coolest person you will ever meet (like it’s almost unbelievable but it’s so true) @deadpoolsluvr

person 1: omg have you seen @cevansfacts favorite mutual?

person 2: yeah @deadpoolsluvr is so hot and funny and sexy and cool

by defnot deadpoolsluvr September 16, 2021

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

mutual transgression

Mutual transgression is simply the law of the universe.

Josh: What's the law of the universe
Sullivan: Mutual Transgression

by Jaymason July 27, 2016

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

L mutual

When your close friend or buddy does some fatherless activities

Friend:ur trash
"L mutual"

by Braindead mf December 13, 2021

sigmaiscute mutual

The most beautiful, attractive, intelligent, friendly, adorable and sweet human in the world <3

Wow! you are a sigmaiscute mutual, i love you.

by sigmailysm March 17, 2021

Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo

my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend

by gayanalman February 13, 2021