_diotard‘s mutuals

literally the coolest people on earth. no questions 😐.

Person 1: Oh my god how did u know i was one of _diotard‘s mutuals.
Person 2: You have so much cool and swag.

by _diotard March 17, 2021

Mutuals

When you follow someone on a social media app (Twitter, Instagram, tiktok, etc) and they follow you back. They interact with your posts by commenting, liking or sharing. They´re the funniest, nicest, coolest people ever, and some of them can even be your internet friends! If you have any mutuals you are extremely lucky!

¨Do you have any mutuals?"
¨Yes I do, They are the best!¨

by bakugousmustytoes July 13, 2021

Liberty Mutual

LIBERTY MUTUAL SHITS OUT THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS IN THE HISTORY OF COMMERCIALS EVER!!! BIBERTY IS ITS EVEN WORSE COUSIN. THESE COMMERCIALS DRIVE PEOPLE INTO MADNESS AND IF THEY EVER AIRED IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, THEY WILL BE DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION!!!

Liberty Mutual is too annoying, even Biberty is worse!

by ThomasBloxia May 20, 2025

mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003

Mutual Awesomeness

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'

Look at those two over there, they must be experiencing Mutual Awesomeness.

by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

Mutual

A fair agreement on something between two or more deciding factors or persons.

Mutual in terms

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021