Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.

Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched

by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014

Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

munch stamp

Tattoo on a man with their girls name. Tramp stamp for men. Certified Scummer. He’s a much. L.

Did you see Jackson? He just got a munch stamp.

by Munchstampman1-2 March 19, 2023

Brownie Munching

When your eating a chick out and then she starts to shit and you keep eating them out

I just gave this guy the biggest brownie munching ever.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018

Muga munch

Muga munch is someone who likes munching on a hairy fanny

She likes to muga munch!

by Weliketomuga September 10, 2020

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017