Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

by booze? January 11, 2009

Stank Mullet

A state where the hair on the back of ones head becomes somewhat long and looses cleanliness, making the hair hard to part or comb.

"Oh jeez my hair is too long and I have a stank mullet, I should get a hair cut"

by diqhed September 5, 2017

sneaky mullet

Hair cut in such a way that hair on top and at the back is slightly longer, with the ability to fashion those bits outward, mimicking the impact of a traditional "mullet". Commonly seen worn by males in the clubbing community for reasons unknown.

"That haircut's looking suspiciously like a sneaky mullet..."

by mullet-boy February 7, 2005

proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.

by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party

Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!

by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015

bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.

While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.

by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023