Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.

1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.

by Maddermonk February 26, 2011

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

nicholas morris

He's the best at been nice and trust worthy he can help you and make plans all the time

He will help when you ask and he will say something nice about you and you can trust him nicholas morris he will always work when he wants to

by Chhwy October 19, 2023

Charlie Morris

Charlie Morris watches too much anime and reads too much manga. He is also 5''1

Charlie Morris is on episode 694 of One Piece!

by eddiemabo68 October 31, 2023

morrying

Type of chicken that lives in Africa; African Chicken.

"I found a wild morrying while gathering some sticks outside in the 900° Fahrenheit sun."

by Mauzymice November 12, 2023

Baxter morris

Baxter Morris is an evil mastermind of the night that Ben turns into at the stroke of midnight on a full moon.

*eeery feeling * = Baxter Morris is around

by btecmyself November 15, 2023

Giga Morris

A Giga-Morris is a person who has achieved social and physical apex. They are a PSLGod, a shining example of masculine perfection and dominance. They scare away Omegas, Betas and even Alphas through their sheer slickedback ginger hair, although they may be short in stature their low body fat ratio makes up for this. Giga Morrises are at the top of the food chain that is the rabid world of male hierarchy, they are unstoppable thanks to their ginger locks and massive muscles leaving them as the sole Sigma in a world of Betas.

"That guy there is a real Giga Morris nowadays!"
"We love you Giga Morris!"

by Giga Morris November 17, 2023