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Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
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