Skip to main content

Manchester By The Sea

Manchester by the sea. A town where everyone secretly hates eachother except for a select few. Most kids here fucking suck. In the summer, you can find almost every fucking person playing spike ball and huge circles of all the kids getting drunk while taking up the whole beach. Everyone drives a Jeep. The moms sit around and drink wine during their book clubs and like to brag about their overachieving children while gossiping about all the other kids that they look down on. Everyone knows everyone’s business and you can almost always find someone fucking in their car at tucks point.
In Manchester by the sea, the worst senior class to ever graduate was the class of 2018.

I’m so bored, we should spin singing beach in Manchester by the sea.
by prettywhiteboyswag31 February 19, 2019
mugGet the Manchester By The Sea mug.

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.
Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."
by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008
mugGet the Story Moocher mug.

Manchester

Dirty rapist scum bag plastic faced looking shit head cunts can’t stand them their wankers so stuck up their arse like they English tranny faggot cunts.
In Manchester Their all plastic twats with no balls they think their hard pussies
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
mugGet the Manchester mug.

MANCHESTER

Cool city in the North West of England.

2 Football (Soccer) Teams.

Loads of Bars and Pubs.

It rains alot.

Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.

See:-

Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
Person 1: "Where do you live?"

Person 2: "Manchester"

Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"

Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."

Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
by urban111 November 2, 2006
mugGet the MANCHESTER mug.

Manchester United

Man United are a football team in England who were very successful in the nineties, but now are not. Most Mancunians support rivals Man City, most of the support comes from the South of England, Cyrus, Malta, USA and East Asia. Everyone used to hate them as they were bloody good, now they aren't that good, so no one cares much about them. This annoys them.

Fans are famously low in football knowledge.
Manchester United football fans club- 2000 members (Down from 10000 in the ninties)
1 from Manchester
600 from South England
100 from Cyrus
100 from Malta
199 from USA
1000 from East Asia
by billy-bob-billy July 31, 2006
mugGet the Manchester United mug.

Manchester united

The Greatest football team on earth. Draws derison from lesser teams because of sucess. Sadly a number of fans are glory hunters. Thankfully there is still a large number of true supporters and each one hates the glory hunters. The richest football club without unlimited millions from some tax evading Russian. Fans have seen the club through difficult times on many occasians and have been rewarded spectaculary. Malcolm Glazer threatens the existence of the football club, hoping to heap great debt upon the club and force the players to play in an empty stadium because everyone hates him so much. So rich that almost £30 million was wasted on the waste of talent that was Juan sebastian Veron.
by Phillip February 10, 2005
mugGet the Manchester united mug.

Manchester United

An Awesome team with amazing skill. Known for tradition and glamour. You can argue that they have glamour but not tradition. Tradition is amazing in this team. They have always brought up players when they were young and made them world class players.e.g Giggs, Scholes, Nevilles, Beckham, Nicky Butt, Roy Keane. Ever notice that in many teams in the premierleague there is at least one person who used to play for Man United and this is why I will always be a Man United Fan. Excluding all of the trophies they have won.
Rio Ferdinand passes it to Giggs, an amazing run by Giggs his moving and twithching left to right, can you believe it a man in his 30's acting like a teen, but this is still Ryan Giggs finally passes it to Rooney and shot and Its a GOALLLLLLL!!!!!! This is Manchester United we are talking about.
by Doma December 18, 2004
mugGet the Manchester United mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email