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Cho Mohammed

The long lost name of the precious prophet of Islam
Cho Mohammed consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was 9.
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mohammed abiad

The CEO of sex. Anti-MSA and brown fuckboys, spends all his free time playing Jurassic world evolution when he isn’t bullying incels who can’t sing. Cock is approximately 9.2 inches and 3.7 inches in diameter and he only eats at Crown Fried Chicken because every king needs a crown 👑
Aabir: What the heck man, my mom got laid off from her job today! COVID-19, sigh…

Anonymous Narrator: you should pay more attention to what happens around you, silly. She was fired because she was sexing mohammed abiad in her office. I can’t say she didn’t get COVID-19 from that though…
by Dellcpnagher November 20, 2021
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Mohammed

Man:Oh is that Mohammed?
Man2: Yeah the big dicker he dicks down on you
by BustinNutsEveryDayBut November 16, 2021
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Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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mohammed mekkaoui <3

i like mohammed mekkaoui <3
by molover October 5, 2022
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Mohamed Wahab

Did 911 and is father of the pyramids and is a rapist that rapes and beats his wife
by MohamedDeadLol November 11, 2020
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