by anonymous November 21, 2004
Get the matani mug.A philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.
Matanist:"Coming to the party? Everyones gonna be there"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"
by Mr Definition Man Man Man October 22, 2010
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