broke messy bitch

A bitch who's broke and messy. And sometimes act like they broke.

That broke messy bitch need to stop asking her mother to pay her bills.

Don't let that broke broke bitch in cause she too messy. Broke Messy Bitch!!

by WhyTiaJustStopit November 14, 2022

Messi Hair Day

Occurs when you have Messi's long "messy" hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by Germany 4-0 in the World Cup.

"Dude I'm not getting a haircut, just get the hell out Dave!"

Dave: "Wow, someone is having a Messi hair day."

by scottybballer July 7, 2010

Lionel Andres Messi

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD

by The niggling beast January 3, 2023

Messy Clam Sandwich

When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face

Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows

by dookieheaddyfreddy December 18, 2011

Messi League Soccer

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.

1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer

by Simon8989 June 8, 2023

MESSY NUTELLA SANDWICH

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich

"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich

by Lachdog & JC September 4, 2018

messy prick/cunt

some one who is a state, a total loser...

"you're a messy prick blud"

by DJ Formation August 26, 2005