mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
by Habeeb October 01, 2007
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funky mess

a description of a: situation, circustance, person, place, thing, that is inproperly conceived or executed. Typically some that has a "poor taste" quality about it.
Example: That girls hair is a funky mess. Description: a woman's hairstyle has been died many colors with perhaps pincurls in the back and a finger wave in the front.
by adrianne young September 29, 2006
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Swampy Mess

A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.
I left a Swampy Mess in my boxer briefs after that shart.
by Butler Butt Clogger January 31, 2012
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pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you
dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!
by NikkiFM_AM May 21, 2008
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Hot Mess

When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott
Man she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott!
by SkunkMelish April 13, 2009
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hot mess

Someone who usually looks sexy or hot but for some reason looks bad at that moment.
by Jae Zee September 19, 2006
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Hot Mess

Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.
"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."

"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."
by Aeroach May 13, 2014
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