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John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.
"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"
by Theegg16 August 28, 2008
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mander

A sexually confused humanoid. A male trapped in a females body.A woman who pretends to be male to get a girlfriend. through internet based meeting areas Very annoying and whinging . Cant seem to let others get on with their own lives without trying to interfere in some way.....
Jaymee fox and mander sitting in a tree.....etc
by Dr Shipman March 29, 2004
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Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.
Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back
by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010
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Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
by jijimuu July 4, 2011
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Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.
You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.
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Mayden

The ship name of mason and Hayden.
The second cutest couple there is
They are adorable
Friend: I saw mayden a few minutes ago and they were to cute!

Other friend: I know right! They are perfect for each other!
by _.they._.call._.me._.alex._ August 21, 2017
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Mayberry

The kind of town that has a sign outside the bank with a display of the time and temperature, a small town. A suburb usually has tens of thousands of people and a mall or two, though its not as crowded (urban) as a city. A small town out in the country is different than a suburb or a town in a suburban area.
Mayberry is about as small town as it gets.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019
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