Skip to main content

MatchaPTSD

A condition suffered by the members of the 5th of July BLANK STREET team. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares, and severe fear of the color green, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about whisks. Treatments include; a cheeky Nandos, and cold beer!
Bro I have MatchaPTSD from yesterday!
by BlankBlankBlankStreet July 6, 2022
mugGet the MatchaPTSD mug.

Machalanity

The Attribute of having no stress at all.
He doesn't stress me, his machalanity is why I love him.
by Oxford_015 July 26, 2022
mugGet the Machalanity mug.
Related Words

matchaqueen

She is definitely a matchaQueen, they can’t come any prettier than that!
by Jonnythun1979 August 4, 2022
mugGet the matchaqueen mug.

Machanon

If you have this name then you have a big dick and are the alpha male in every situation. You’re humor is weird but the bitches like it so keep doing your thing G
Oh shit here comes Machanon ready to beat on me and clap my girls cheeks after
by theogpussynator August 12, 2022
mugGet the Machanon mug.

maschavison

When you tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8's.
I'm really into maschavison, it turns me on so much.
by Kanye eastern December 3, 2022
mugGet the maschavison mug.

marychard

What today's dynamic woman drinks after a tough workweek. (Chardonay)
It's 5pm Friday night and my wife relaxed by doing the Marychard.
by buckpike July 17, 2023
mugGet the marychard mug.

Malchancity

The state or quality of an unfortunate and unexpected outcome or circumstance.
A bird pooping on my car is an example of malchancity.
by Super_legitimate_scholar June 16, 2023
mugGet the Malchancity mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email