Matt

An amazingly funny, handsome, smart, and athletic person. Has dirty blonde hair with gorgoues hazel eyes and a laugh that can make just anyone fall out of their chair. Matt's usually love soccer and pokemon and would do anything for that one person they really love. Always with their friends or girlfriend laughing at idiotic puns or jokes. Loves cats even more than he loves himself. Truly a mesmerizing person.

Rachel: Omg did you see that soccer player he's so hot.

Shelby: Omg yes i think Lex said he likes pokemon must be a Matt

by WolffGirl April 20, 2018

Matt

A very smelly person, doesn't often take showers, clueless and retarded. Thinks people like him but they really don't.

Wow that dude smells like shit! What a matt

by Yeet7262 July 28, 2016

Matt

Has the ability to take any good quarterback and plunge their career straight into the ground

Brent: Did you hear Matt traded for Tom Brady whose overall is a 99.

Omar: Naw man that aint Falco he finna be a 87 now after throwing 32 interceptions.

by JesuoreRex September 6, 2012

Matt

what grizzly adams looks down at in the shower

No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it

by I'mOldGreg July 13, 2010

Matt

An Asian piece of shit

He is such a matt

by Yung_Boi June 25, 2018

matt

an ok bitch sometimes a whore but good at hiding it fr 😂

"matt... nice sometimes"

by im a red flag bae August 9, 2022

Matt

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Matt has a 7 inch dick.

by fireboss1 February 8, 2017