mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
by The Borax August 03, 2024
by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023
The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).
Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 07, 2021
Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
by Jimmy de Bogan March 09, 2024
an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.
On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free
by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018