Marty Liquori 

One of the baddest mofos to ever lace 'em up on the track. Coached by Jumbo Elliot, whose shit was equally dope, he won the AAU, NCAA and Pan Am 1500 titles back in '71.

Over his career, he was ranked world #1 twice in the 1500 and once in the 5000. since then, he kinda disappeared for 35 years but is now a professional guitarist and plays funky jazz beats in Leonardo's 706 restaurant in Gainesville, FL.

1) Pre, Im really happy for you and imma let you have your spotlight, but Marty Liquori was one of the greatest American runners of all time. OF ALL TIME !!!!11jfd

Marty Liquori by LSM. January 4, 2011

Marysia 

Tiniest girl on the planet. Like the smallest girl you know. She’s not a midget, legally, but she could be the leader of the lollipop guild. Adorable though. Cutest girl you’ll ever meet.

Greg: Hey have you seen Marysia?
Todd: Does it look like I have a magnifying glass?

Marysia by Jdawgbitch January 15, 2019

Remy-de martyn hobo wine

A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.

That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.

Remy-de martyn hobo wine by Sam Barcock March 21, 2007

wanna-be Matys 

a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he has. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.

1) wanna-be Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I wannabe Matys, I WANT TO BE YOU!!

wanna-be Matys by Janczor December 24, 2008

Martyr 

-One who purposefully puts himself in harms way

-One who deliberately puts himself in situations to force sympathy and pity out of those around him.

-One who makes his situation sound worse than it ever really will be in order to seek attention

Attention seeker.

Martyr: Alexander Daniel Barros.

Martyr by Anonymous1369 August 4, 2011

Martyna 

Martyna is an antisocial kid who never goes out. She sits in her room 24/7 playing fortnite or watching winx club. She has a pale skin colour, but she isnt an albino. She is tall and has short brown hair. She doesn't really have much style and dresses like a hobo but she is still cute. She has beautiful hazel eyes. Althought she sometimes might seem as a cold hearted girl, she is actually a really good friend. You can laugh and cry with her. When you're down she is always there to make you feel happy again. She is silly, cute and pervert. She is the best friend you could possibily have. The only thing i hate about her is that she never goes out

Me: aye wanna go shopping today?
Martyna: No Im NoT lEaViNg My SwAmP!

Martyna by moonlight_candy June 1, 2019

Marty 

Slang for taking a shit.

Man, I gotta Marty!

Marty by BigR June 21, 2013