Marty

A Load who plays chess all day

Oh look it’s Marty

by George9570 March 26, 2021

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

Jen Marti

Jen Marti is known for being Daniel Kim's girlfriend. (who is known as Kim Dong Kyu in Korea)

Person; jen martini

by softsquirrels June 15, 2021

Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.

You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

Marty Luna

a nickname for Martin Luna, associated with Jaden Luna. Not to be confused with the zebra from Madagascar. Almost the same thing. Marty Luna is much more superior than Jaden Luna, it is a more higher position than the regular. The beginning, and how it started it all. Without Marty Luna, there would be no Jaden Luna. As point of superiority. MAIN: Marty meaning, "Not to be confused with the zebra, but just... it's bigger than black and white."
Jaden Luna: Is another version of Marty. Being the superior version of Jaden.

Person 1 - Hey Marty Luna how are you doing today!
Person 2 - I am doing great Marty Luna thanks for answering!

by JUM124 October 26, 2025

Pepe Marti

The best RedBull junior academy driver ever, fight me if you think otherwise

"Woah dude Pepe Marti is so cool"
"He obviously is"

by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025