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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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Marty “Party” Morrissey

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
‘I love watching the gaelic games
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey
“True”
by martyparty101 June 6, 2020
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Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.
You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes
by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025
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Marty

You see that marty.. he is yelling at that lady because he can't pay in cash Because of a pandemic is going on
by deedlebeetle December 3, 2020
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martying

Martying is the act of partying, but it just takes place in the morning.
I bet Big Cat, PFT and Hank are martying before the football game.
by tjmikk19 November 28, 2017
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Marty

A real nigga. Gon foreva step behind gang. Ain scared of no body. Act gay asf around friends but da straightest nigga out da group. Likes to use words like Peon, Pussy, Cunt, and his favorite sentence "Yu a bitch ass nigga". He dont gaf about nun, mainly walking around cussing out teachers and shii. Usually high asf, dont like sharing his shii, another saying "my shit my rules motherfucka. Dont be onna hoes, got fired from his job, but still stacking cash.
by Only1BigSSG November 22, 2021
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Marti

Marti is the biggest chad in the world. He has sex 24/7 and can bench press up to 10 tons
by CoolBearzz February 6, 2021
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