like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010

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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.

I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!

by Stan Winston January 21, 2006

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Marshmallow Shooter

When a man roastes a marshmallow on an open flame. Then takes the insides out leaving a shell the he comes into it and gives it to his friend

John wanted a sweet and salty treat while camping so I gave him a Marshmallow shooter.

by 417wsm February 17, 2023

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Marshmallow Mood

An extremely relaxed, soft and cuddly mood.

It's cold and raining but all these warm blankets have me in such a marshmallow mood.

by SoftDeerBoi December 15, 2018

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marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 25, 2012

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