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Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
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Ivanka Marry 2024

A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.

The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".
Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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will you marrie mme

The most beautiful girl in the world that you definitely would ask/let steal your heart because she has charm and is super funny.
31yrs & still a boy - will you marrie mme?
by imnomidget February 6, 2021
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Married POG

When you get a high ship with somebody and the discord sever spams married POG
Yoooo a 97 percent ship “Married POG”
by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
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Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos

Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos
by OOF i just died May 3, 2021
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Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning
Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...
by Balloon66 May 9, 2021
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Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.
"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"
by kermitjuice November 3, 2021
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