Mariah Jones

Very Very PERFECT!!!!

some dude: yeet. wheres Mariah Jones
another dude: perfection

by spicybum February 4, 2021

mariah martian

A bitch who cant pull up her stanky ass fish smelling long ass ass crack pants.

Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.

by small head June 26, 2020

Mariah Brooks

Mariah is a girl who is a big fangirl of why don't we , Shane Dawson and her favorite animal is a goat . She is also very wierd and has no self confidence what so ever ... She is also a good best friend ... She is kind and will share food with u whenever u want .

Mariah : OMG LOOK AT WHY DON'T WE THEY LOOK SO HOT

holly : no eww just stop it Mariah Brooks

MARIAH : uhhhh ur so boringggg

Holly : can we listen to xxxtentacion

Mariah : yasssss

by Basicfangirl November 27, 2018

Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

mariah fox

a pretty ass girl#hotasf

IF U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAME MARIAH FOX U ARE LUCKY AS HELL

by PEYTON SARA November 15, 2017

Dez-Mariah

A very smart person that is the best at everything

I would love to be a Dez-Mariah

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022

Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box

“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah”

by Msingh514 April 4, 2020