Maria

Maria is a girl that can be a good friend. but she likes to have more than just one friend and is very outgoing. she will betray you if you don't agree with her and could hurt your feelings badly but I'm the end she can turn to be a good friend if your her BFF

OH no here comes Maria

by This Boiiiiii!!!!! May 31, 2018

A Maria

Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man

Walking down the street I saw A Maria and her flat ass made me regret stepping outside

by Light_Skin_Jedi May 14, 2020

The Maria

Sexual position that consists of you laying on a bed while your spouse cleans your room then tucks you in goodnight.

"Baby i really need to do the Maria tonight, i didn't get a lot of sleep last night"

by 3nt October 14, 2017

Maria

A heartless bitch who only thinks about herself. She is narcissist Who loves t manipulate people and ruin people’s family.

Did you hear what Maria lied about?

by Idkwhattoputforname September 5, 2018

Maria

A nickname for Molly or other wise known for ecstasy or MDMA. So instead of using molly as they do in the U.S.A. They would refer to Molly as Maria in Mexico or anywhere south of the border. Also they would refer to samba or tango or dance with her. When they "dancing" they are really referencing to using the drug.

"Hey Jose wanna go meet maria?"

" Yeah, okay Pedro I hope she will let me dance with her."

by Words of the day November 14, 2013

Maria

That one person who hated anime at first then you forced them to become a weeb. She wont stop speaking japanese to annoy people. She will call you a boomer even though she is a boomer herself. She's annoying in a good way. She doesn't know when to be serious. She spams you with Jojo memes, and doesnt know who Sinjin is.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Sinjin is the best and I love him so much.
Maria: Who is Sinjin?
Person 1: Sinjin.

by Eli The Clown November 10, 2019

Maria

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues

WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria

by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020