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maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014
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Maintainurbate

A special kind of masturbation that is performed during sex to maintain an erection, usually utilized when performing rare selfless sex acts like cunnilingus.
I was eating her box for so long that my little general started to stand down! It was time for a maintainurbate.
by IronSheikStash March 28, 2016
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Maintenance tug

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes
I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.
by Wordperv April 27, 2016
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maditation

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.
His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge
by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016
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Magitha

The name of a little Amish girl in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Magitha, sometimes called Maggie is a very wild girl who spends her time browsing the internet for pictures of giraffes or writing theories over the existence of dinosaurs.
Wow, Magitha is so silly!
by FunkyLittleGoose June 16, 2018
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Mahita

Mahita is a daydreamer, space lover, belongs to the woods,a wild fairy child. Often misunderstood, but she's a complex person with deep feelings. Once she loves, she never lets go.
You're a Mahita, i hope you'll be happier
by lilyveins September 6, 2019
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Maitane

Maitane is the best girl you can ever meet. She is creative, happy and likes to speak her mind. If you are looking for a great friend that always is going to be for you, Maitane is what your liking for! She may have sad days but always with a big smile! She may be your dream girl! With her eyes she can say everything! Also, creative and smart. If you meet her you will never forget her...
X: oh, who is her?

Y: what, you don’t know her? She is Maitane!
by Maitane November 22, 2021
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