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Rubber Maiden

Mrs. Incredible wrapping her entire body around an individual and proceeding to Taco Bell fart for twenty straight minutes.
Did you see that new rubber maiden video?
by Bagels82 September 9, 2025
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Iron maiden

The best band in existence ever but no one listens to it because they aren’t preppy or pink also just for you information they are a heavy metal band that formed in 1975 and they are still touring
by Brainrotted definitions December 17, 2025
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Iron maiden

The best band in existence ever but no one listens to it because they aren’t preppy or pink also just for you information they are a heavy metal band that formed in 1975 and they are still touring
by Brainrotted definitions December 17, 2025
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Iron Maiden

Alright

Won't you come into my room, I wanna show you all my wares
I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare
See the blood begin to flow as it falls upon the floor
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought

Oh well, wherever, wherever you are
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far
See the blood flow watching it shed up above my head
Iron Maiden wants you for dead
Won't you come into my room, I wanna show you all my wares
I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare
See the blood begin to flow as it falls upon the floor
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought

Oh well, wherever, wherever you are
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far
See the blood flow, watching it shed, up above my head
Iron Maiden wants you for dead

Won't you come into my room, I wanna show you all my wares
I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare
See the blood begin to flow as it falls upon the floor
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought

Oh well, wherever, wherever you are
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far
See the blood flow, watching it shed, up above my head
Iron Maiden wants you for dead

Oh, oh
Yeah-yeah
by Death Menace May 16, 2023
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maiden less

we’re all maiden less
by gmc0714 June 1, 2024
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boink-maiden

typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF
She is my boink-maiden
by darkclaw wolfgod April 16, 2024
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Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
by seal_of_approval May 18, 2024
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