Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

Stu Mackenzie

Stu Mackenzie is a multi-instrumentalist/dad/overall cool dude from Melbourne, Australia. He grew up in Anglesea, and his band, called King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard, named their first EP after that town. He plays many instruments including Flute, Zurna, Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, and a vocoder synth. He has a bit of an obsession with AI and is the brain behind the concept albums "Murder of the Universe" and "Polygondwanaland". He has a daughter, Araminta Mackenzie, though everyone knows to call her Minty. He also deepthroats microphones and yells "WOO!", "EYYUP", and "Okay!" alot during his songs. Its his trademark. It isn't a Stu-sung Gizz sogng without that.

"Did you know that Stu Mackenzie played the distorted af intro to If Not Now, Then When on an acoustic guitar and then just distorted the fuck out of it?"
"No I did not that is so cool!"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021

mackerel

Mackerel is a common name of different fish species, mostly from the family Scombridae.

I'm not much of a mackerel snacker.

by pie master August 13, 2006

Mackerel eater

A pejorative given to the nameless, faceless bureaucrats entrenched inside the federal level of the US government. These unelected government workers, aka Swamp Monsters, are political appointees/holdovers from the Obama administration. Collectively known as the Deep State, aka "The Swamp", these Globalists Shills are attempting a coup d état aimed at toppling duly elected President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

~ First coined by swamp monster & ex CIA employee Phillip Mudd. "I'm a proud shit-holer. My family was called Wops and Mackerel eaters. We came from Italians and Irish people. We were retarded people from shithole countries. A century ago we called people slant eyes."

For the most part, the rank & file of DOJ & CIA are honest hard-working men & women, loyal to America. But Mackerel Eaters hold most upper management positions and their loyalty is not to America but to a Globalist World Order. Comey, Brennan and Clapper are just the tip of the iceberg.

by White_Boy_Awesome June 5, 2018

mackenzie

Incapable of imperfection. A name used to classify ridiculously good looking individuals. Typically a woman's best lay of her life.

I had sex with a mackenzie...best lay of my life.

by thefacess December 15, 2009

mackenzie w

The most amazingest person in the world apperently though we havent met him our bestie has also our other bestie, but one of the two have a certain..... attraction to this makcenzie, we have concerns that our bestie might be upsested with this person she never puts down her phone... like ever because this mackenzie is the most amazing person apperently if u ever meet him tell him the girls in princeton would like to meet this kid!!!!

mackenzie w , masterious.... should come to princeton so we can meet him =P

by Megan's concerned besties September 15, 2011

Mackenzie

an amazing guy with gorgeous brown eyes. he is soo sweet, and one of the hottest dudes you will ever meet. (:
an awesome friend and an even better boyfriend.
likes girls with brown wavy hair, and usually green eyess.
can be confusing at times. he can be very talkative or very shy, and he's adorable when he blushes. gives amazing, warm hugs <3

do not pass up a mackenzie,, ever .

mackenzie just asked me out, i think my life is complete .

by lollipopp October 18, 2010